They did it to us again? You know what I am talking about? Oh, so you don't know what I'm talking about! That's because you have a time lapse! You lost an hour because of Daylight Saving Time. You didn't save any time, but you lost an hour. Where did that hour go? Will you have to pay extra tax for losing an hour?
Daylight Saving time causes much stress, agitation, confusion and tension. It makes you have a funny appetite. You will have a desire to eat sardines with peanut butter. It will make you want to cry and swear. I know you do that already but it will increase. It will give you a desire to answer all those robo calls.
Daylight Saving Time was invented by a man. No woman in her right mind would invent this silly scheme. The cuckoo clock was invented to honor the man who instigated Daylight Saving Time.
When you wake up you will have "Time Fever" or "Time Lapse". It is because you are in another time zone and you will just have to kill time until the feeling goes away. Time will tell, so they say. And that's another story. We never find out who "they" are!
LaVon Brillhart, Dillon